a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
Dude fuck you.
YOU broke up with ME. I’m moving on, so you have no right to tell me how I should be doing it.
Now I’m glad we aren’t together anymore. You’ve always been so unappreciative of me and all I do for you, taking me for granted, just fuck it. Good luck finding someone who will treat you half as good as I did to you.
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.